L said two very important phrases yesterday. Hungry on the way to dinner, 'I need pizza' and satiated on the way home 'C funny.' She also needed a lemon yesterday and carried it around for half an hour.
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Hello Mr/Mrs politician. Can you please answer the question posed to you by, first telling us how great that question was, then second, dancing around the question by telling us how awesome you are then, talking about a completely unrelated issue that makes you sound really smart and finally after that, not answering the f*cking question? Thank you very much Mr/Mrs politician from a voter that won't consider you a human let alone a viable candidate.
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Change is not a spectator sport. Learn, you still have time. Then vote.
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When my son talks to me over the phone he always yells "cockadoodle doo. I love you." it's so damn cute
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